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Friday, October 9, 2009

me likey micro pig!

me likey micro pig!
try running around in a small circle in a crowd of people chanting that, 
you will find it quite exhilarating. 


I want a micro pig so bad.
They are these little teacup piggies that are all the rage in britain






advantages:
  • They weigh 9oz (smaller than your average pig)
  • They grow up to 14 inches tall
  • You can have the pig you've always wanted without having to own a farm


disadvantages:
  • they can cost you up to £700 quid equivalent to $1 116.71 U.S doll hairs
  • you may begin referring to your mini-pig as 'precious' and turn into a gollum-like creature.
  • neglect of other pets is highly probable
ps. why are miniature things so cute? we even shortened the word miniature to mini.
I think we have a weird obsession with small things, its kind of creepy, get it together homo sapiens.


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